a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it
c) Why would you do this
d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
14 things to remember in a relationship (via aurelle)
I can’t wait to be the “crazy lesbian” auntie who’s a free spirit and only comes around the family every few years to remind everyone I’m doing better than they are in every facet of life.
im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass